an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
von al jorgenson 3. Mai 2004
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
von Tammy McShammerson 23. Mai 2010
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
von elmacko 8. November 2011
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
von Homosexual 23. April 2005
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
von big monsta 8. August 2003

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