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1.
A bowel movement. Shit.
I gotta take a nixon.
von Geezer 4. Dezember 2003
 
2.
When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
von Ressaler 16. Juli 2006
 
3.
(Verb) A variation of a motorboat. While a man is shaking his face between two breasts he will hold up peace signs and say "I am not a crook!"
He started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a Nixon
von shazwald 2. Februar 2010
 
4.
Getting fucked over. Taken advantage of. Named after President Nixon.
"Dude, I just got nixoned!"

"Oh man, my HMO nixoned me."

"I'm going to nixon that guy."
von ghammer 3. August 2013
 
5.
Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."
von SpookN 30. November 2005
 
6.
A man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner's awareness... i.e. a tricky dick.
"I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He's a total Nixon."
von tra4 14. Februar 2012
 
7.
Female Breasts. Particularly attractive breasts.
Shit, jackson, look at the nixons on that betty!

That chick with Danny's girlfriend has a serious set of nixons. Is anyone tapping her oval office?
von Tyrathect 8. Mai 2006