This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.
One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman
Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
Peel: i have, why?
Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel