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A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
That dude's a total pence
von indiana4evah 27. Februar 2010
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(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
von Grinning Cat 1. April 2015
to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.
I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies
von J. Moreno 10. April 2008
Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
von IndyStarlet 31. März 2015
Facial expression of a man being anally penetrated by a large penis. Usually without lube.
Dude, you shoulda seen his Pence when I drove my 10 incher into his ass!
von Don Diego Vega 29. März 2015
Small flat-chested skinny female usually under 5'5" high. often found in groups. (Abbreviated from "pencil").
Oh look, there's Chris, talking to that pence.
von snicksnacknicerack 11. Juni 2005

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