Anmelden German
suche ein beliebiges Wort, wie bae:
 
1.
The best thing in the world
If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
von Elitist 13. Mai 2004
30441 8218
 
2.
the reason you need a new hard drive.
dude, how do you find all that porn.
von kirk 22. Februar 2005
20108 5961
 
3.
The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).
America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.
von Stuart 11. Oktober 2003
14536 6833
 
4.
A great American pastime.
Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented
von scuba steve 7. November 2004
9934 4960
 
5.
Arousing materials usually employed for masturbatory purposes.

It's often said that the most senstive part of your body during a porn session is your ears - no one likes getting busted with their undies around their ankles.

But, the use of porn doesn't need to be such an ugly experience. 'The Big Wank' (see below) is an example of how you can add more mystique and romance to your evening at home alone.
We all know the quickie wank is the preferred method for those in a hurry. However, if you've got the place to yourself, why not spice things up a bit? 'The Big Wank' is a tried-and-tested method to do just that.

Start by cooking a romantic dinner for one. Choose a fine red, and dine by candle-light. It's important to start developing some pre-porn ambience.

Follow dinner with a long sensuous bath - don't forget those scented oils and more candles - and towel off with a fresh, warmed fluffy towel (quality gentlemen, please).

Retire to the boudior, taking your selected porn for the evening with you. If your porn isn't in magazine form (and these days www.assalicious.com seems to win out over the printed form), you might need to get wireless installed, or invest in a really long cable to your broadband router.

Don't rush it. Light an oil burner or some incense. More candles placed strategically around the bedroom can help create a special porn-reading atmosphere.

Browse through your porn at a leisurely pace. Your objective should be to develop a really nice fantasy sequence with your selected images.

When you are ready, arrange your porn in sequence around you on the bed, and gently ease yourself towards a well-deserved orgasm.

Try it - you'll be pleased you did!
von concernedbystander 11. Januar 2005
9205 4378
 
6.
something that both sexes can enjoy.
why can't people believe that i'm a chick and that i have my own porn collection?
von kamikaze.soul 27. Juli 2004
8255 3485
 
7.
peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
this porn is great and fresh!
von Bo Endean 4. Juli 2006
4098 2020