when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.
i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops
von Jordan T. Reed 27. Januar 2004
Verb. -Technique used at the gas-pump when you are short on cash and wish to fool the casual observer into thinking that you are not.
Here is an example of The Pump Fake: If you only have $10 to put in the tank, you subtly release the pump trigger a few times between the $8 and $10 mark. Hopefully, this will fool anyone who happens to be watching into thinking that you are simply topping off your gas tank before a long trip, and that you are not actually broke as hell!
von Stoolsample 3. Januar 2014
To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.
Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.
von carterthekid 18. Dezember 2007
when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.
i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night
von Big Jim1234 9. April 2011
This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.
when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...
von never been a gimp pirate 29. Januar 2004