Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....
..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
von CunningLinguist 5. Januar 2005
Called opiate for the masses but how can something that spawns war possibly be considered a Opiate bloody Ironic isnt it
If religion is the Opiate I dont want to find the speed
von Wilhelm 4. Februar 2004
Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).
1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!
von Jizz mopper 12. September 2003
<Insert the worst* insult you can possibly comprehend here>
* Worst as in 'mentally painful', not worst as in 'not particuarly insulting, actually'.
von Vinno 23. August 2003
A cult until enough people join that doesn't necessarily, but may, include the idea of a fixed diety. A modern equivalent of this is known as Pop Culture, or Mainstream.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John all lost their religion once they were forced to write about it by a king named James.
von radio 22. November 2003
An escape from cruel reality, something to believe in.
religion is the outlet for the human soul.
von Anonymous 2. November 2003
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