She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
von Charles 19. Juli 2003
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body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
von grandmalseizure 1. Mai 2005
AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
von BigP 22. Juni 2005
The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
von Blitz77 20. Mai 2010
sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
von jd 22. Februar 2005