Kid 2: Oh that boring one on 9th street?
Kid 1: No, the cool one. The Salvation Army.
A lousy place for finding clothes, furniture, or anything else that might be useful for day-to-day living.
Typically associated with the "Red Kettle Campaign" fundraiser performed every Christmas, where volunteers greet shoppers outside retail outlets by ringing bells, singing carols, or performing in a brass band.
The Salvation Army rescued my daughter from a Malaysian brothel.
I wish that Salvation Army bellringer would learn to play a trumpet!