A stack of random food placed between bread, usually whatever you have available.
"Woman, get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich now".
von lordtorgo 22. März 2012
1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
von DR. Ush 27. April 2010
A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
von connorbd@yahoo.com 1. September 2009
A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.
Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-
von SammichEaterrr 19. Januar 2011
Something women make for men when they are hungry
Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear
von Beardedrick 24. Mai 2010
When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.
Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!
von samalamapussylicker 23. März 2010
When telling a woman to make you a sandwich, this is the command form.
There are two possible ways to tell a woman to make you a sandwich:

1) Woman go make me a sandwich
or in command form
von tehchefsauce 20. Juli 2009

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