1. n. place where kids go to learn more than just math, english, and science (see violence, sex, or drugs)
2. v. to beat someone at something
1. I'm finished with school, thank goodness.
2. He sure got schooled by that pro.
von wrongsideoftheprism 24. August 2003
School it is boring for kids and and a waste of time beside playtime but some kids going to school is a dream help them get to school find charity's that helps them get a better future and a better life be giving them the chance to go to school
I hate school

I love school it gives me a better chance in life

I hate working hard

I love working hard
von #@helpalifefove.donnetecharity 28. Dezember 2013
Technically,the place for child education,but realistically,the place where kids are being blackmailed into admitting their sexual tendencies and whatnot,because the penalty is that otherwise,the teachers will secretly put them into the media,and the kids will know what is really happening when they read books about crime,listen to songs with deep lyrics,etc.
We are all secretly embarrassed to death when we look back on our school days..enough said.
von SomeoneNew 17. Juni 2012
The world 'school' can be used to describe an important place that includes (but is not limited to) learning and may contain lots of books, (not to be confused with a library) but you don't care what happens in/to it.
Matt: "Hey, Joe"
Joe: "Hey, Matt"
Matt: "Did you hear about the White House being painted black?"
Joe: "Nah, the White House is school to me."
von Loading_Name 7. Mai 2011
Take the most boring experience you've ever had then multiply it by,THEN bring a couple of freinds to suffer with you, THEN add the fcat that every time you screw up your parents give you hell. All the while school is giving you hell, ahhh, but wait what about the weekends you ask? Well add homework and projects TIMES 10, so those are now hell too, and if you don't do them then your every day hell is multiplied 100 fold in a continous cycle. Which results in the first about 17 years of your life EXCLUDING COLLEGE hell. In conclusion, School+You=Hell which is then put into the equation Hell+17 years=Childhood full of hell which is then simplified into SCHOOL=HELL
Student: Can you please explain?
Teacher: What do you want me to explain?
Student: Like all that stuff you just said
Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME!!
10 minutes later......
Teacher: Heres your test
Student: I failed
Teacher You should have studied
Student: But i didn't unders.....
Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed

Now your home
Student: I failed

Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day
Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't
Parent: Ohh Noooo! You must have a learning disability!!!
Student: I just need a bit of help with..
Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen! :)
Student: :(
Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number?
Student: XP


Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven
Parents: Why did he commit suicide! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older!
von Paxist 3. Mai 2010
a place to learn
Sequoyah middle school
von fibia 28. August 2008
A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.
Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.
von Johnny 18. September 2003

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