Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"
Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"
Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"
scousers are portrayed in the media as thieving, violent, inbred, drug abusing, scumbags who sign on as soon as they leave school, if they went that is... and this is a fairly accurate portrayal.
most scousers either support everton or liverpool football clubs, with those seen as supporting everton as 'real' scousers or liverpudlians and liverpool supporters seen as glory hunting chavs who cant realise that their club has had its time.
scousers and 'Mancs' traditionally have a rivarly based on football. With Manchester Uniteds recent success and liverpools failure to win a cup in years they barley have a case to argue however the rivarly is one of the most bitter in football and rightly so.
all scousers want to shag steven gerrard or jamie charrager... when they are not shagging there mum, sister or cousin that is.
scousers speak with an anoying sqeeky accent like their balls havent dropped and can not pronounce a C or K with out growling and bring in up all flem possible in the back of their throats. The scouse accent is easily the most annoying and roughest.
Any tramp who looks like that have been in a fight over a can of stella
sign on , sign on
with hope in your heart
because you'll nevvveeerrrr get a job
no you'll neeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrr get a job
sign on , sign on
Stereotypically, scousers will have a strong Liverpudlian accent, wear La Coste shell suits, buy white-label dance tracks ('scouse house') smoke weed and live off benefit.
also known as complete scum, whos accent makes everyone just wannna rip there vocal cords out. Scouse twats tend to think there 'ardd when really there joust pillocs in shell suit who a goood old manc could take out any day.
heysell, where scousers murderd 39 italians "god those itaes are fucken cunts lah, we didnt do nuffin it was a fucken tragedy lah"
Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.
Other definition "pikey in a council House"
Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.
They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.
Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!