(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
"This is scrump! I made her myself!"
von lilo-stitch 24. Mai 2006
to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;
we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.
von might. 9. März 2005
A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.
He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.
von bdyke 29. Januar 2015
A condition wherein one's skin, after years of tanning bed and spray tan abuse, begins to resemble a basketball made of old, leathery scrotum skin. A prime example would be Donald Trump. The Kardashian women are not far behind, although receiving copious amounts of protein-rich semen on their faces for a living may slow the process.

Various forms of the word can also be used as insults.
Don't bother watching the new Kardashian sex tape -- the scrump level of her tits is far too high for them to be useful.

"Did you eat all of my tacos, you fuckin' scrump?"

"Don't make me beat your scrumpy ass!"

#Scrump2016
von Dharma Midget 21. August 2016
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