A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.
Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.
#bitch #parched #thirsty #scrunchy #emily
von I Know Someone Who Likes BFing 8. Dezember 2013
Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick
Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching
#chicks #pussy #bung #hot chicks #scrunch #scrunchie #girls #pretty girls
von djstatus 7. Juni 2009
A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.
After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.
#scrotum #penis #balls #chach bag #nuts #vaginoplasty
Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick
Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching
#chicks #pussy #bung #hot chicks #scrunch #scrunchie #girls #pretty girls
von djstatus 7. Juni 2009
Burgers , BK, organised lay, achieved with planning ,and determination.
Numerous scrunch = The Scrunch luncheon
#cheeseburgers #gangbang #the van #boston red sock #boston pancake
von like a little blowjob 1. April 2008
Another word for scrumping, hunching, boinking, or sexing.
When we're alone, we enjoy scrunching.
von Alissa 21. August 2003
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