Noobs that know that they will die in combat.
Noobs that relies on someone else to heal them even though they'll get owned again.
Noobs that think they will get a comeback after being healed but end up having the highest death streak of both teams.
Noob: "SOMEONE HEAL ME! PLZ!"
*Gets Semtex'd along with healer*
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.