Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
von Punch-in-the-face 8. März 2010
When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
von Oshkosshbygosh 27. April 2014
Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending
"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
von legolas1890 6. August 2013
when your completely legit about something sexual.
Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo
von Gabrielleisalwaysright 6. Juni 2011
A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.
Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.
von Tha Orthodonist 26. Juli 2010
A disguise for your alcohol.
Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!
von drewsopher 18. November 2011
champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)
I almost forgot the shampoo.
von The Return of Light Joker 22. April 2010

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