one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
von Paula Esquivel 21. November 2007
Top Definition
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
von Department of Behavioral Hell 23. August 2015
Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
von Dingle Boy 14. August 2003
Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
von its426 22. Oktober 2003
euphemism for toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
von osbo 4. November 2002
a piece of toilet paper
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
von Luke Swiderski 7. Oktober 2003
Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
von Simon Callahan 24. September 2010

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