this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!
#wow #whoa #holy shit #holy crap #sheesh
von leefvc 2. April 2009
A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.
Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"
#poop on my penis #shart on my cock #deuce on my wang #wang #little wang
von StanofCourse 22. September 2011
a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.
Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?
#shit on my dick #shit #on #my #dick
von Murphinator 5. Mai 2008
A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.
A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.
#shit on my dick #villanova #shit #dick #poop #shit dick
von Tai P 10. Juni 2007
to take a poo on your wank.
i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.
von danika 16. März 2005
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