Top Definition
originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
von mattyrrsampson 30. November 2004
buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
#sloom #schlomp #fanty #shlomping #slomping
von Lavawarrior 17. Dezember 2009
Penis
Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
#penis #dick #cock #wang #weiner
von Dre Tears 25. April 2010
sitting in a bent way
dan assleap
von danny cadman 26. April 2003
Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
=]
#anal #wristy #wank #bored #hand-sex #perez #nerd #retard #lonely
von Smoogenchong 14. September 2008
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