adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.
Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.
von Webster 25. Juni 2004
to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up
Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.
von clayton hammock 5. Dezember 2007
Off-target, wrong, or undesirable effect.
We were going to have a great night. We had three kegs of beer, enough guns and ammo to occupy a small country, and a little thermite (just for fun). That's when everything went sideways.
von Carlton Lassiter 12. März 2012
(SIDE WAYS)side ways is a term used in prisons of california, when a inmate feels hes being disrespected by another they use this word .
e.g.#1 dont come at me side ways cause i'll fuck you up.e.g.#2 (streets)...( two girls arguing ),bitch if you ever come at me side ways again you fucken, trick, tramp, slut ,im going to rip you'r head off!!! and on top of that i'm going to fuck your man. .e.g.#3 don't let that fool come at you side ways. e.g.#4 i feel like you'r comeing at me side ways ,and you'r about one second away from getting a beat down like you stoled some thing.
von wic 26. November 2010
Disrespectful; without merit
You comin out your face mad sideways
von NO ID 11. September 2007
The act, or art of getting sideways, also commonly reffered to as "getting beyond horizontal", is an extreme case of intoxication where one is incapable of standing upright in a vertical manner, thus the only other option being "horizontal" or "sideways". The level of sidewayness achieved by an idivudual is measured in degrees, 210 degrees being very sideways. In this state one is subject to numerous physical mishaps but also reaches and experiences the metal state of Euphoria.
Aw man I got so sideways last night, I took a shit in my bathtub.
von jdillybang 18. Juni 2011
1. side·ways /ˈsīdˌwāz/ Noun. The latest pseudonym coined by Meth addicts to discreetly describe methamphetamine in its crystal state. Most commonly used during the acquisition of the drug in order to confuse any members of law enforcement who may be eavesdropping on a conversation between people dealing with the substance.
"Hey buddy, can I get 40 of sideways."
von SWETM222 30. November 2011