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1.
a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
von Kung-Fu Jesus 21. April 2004
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2.
to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech
the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!
von PARTY 20. Oktober 2002
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3.
to be drunk
Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.
von steph 25. März 2004
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4.
Had sex with, used in past tense.
Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......
von Most Hated 28. September 2009
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5.
To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.
Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!
von JuzzyDee 28. Oktober 2003
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6.
A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.
'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'
von Jungle_Juice 22. August 2008
87 87
 
7.
1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato
1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?
von Jammers90 13. Juni 2007
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