Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.
"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."
von BAG OF DICKS 27. Oktober 2014
A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").
"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
von Dinkum 8. Juli 2013
(noun)
1. In reference to the fictional character "Snarf" from the animated TV series "ThunderCats"
2. May be used as a term of endearment/affection due to the character's strong sense of loyalty and unconditional love.

(Another form includes "snarfy", which can be used as a noun or adjective, not only to reference Snarf, but also one's object of affection.)
"She's become my snarf- as if I were her Lion-O..!"
"Wanna have snarfy time tonight??"
von freshie_from_cali 30. Dezember 2014
To sniff the pointy bit of a woman's bike seat, after thier use.
"Have you snarfed her yet?"
Not yet, I'll wait till she's not looking."
von Beast trollers 4. März 2014
1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti
Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy
von theREALBags 6. Juni 2015
the ORIGINAL definition of snarfing was: The act of snorting liquid or food out of one's nose due to unexpected laughter.
A friend's joke that reaches an unexpected punchline often makes you snarf your soda.
OMG! You tickled me and made me snarf my milk!!!
von zaxy 5. Juni 2013
(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.
I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.
von TheProfessor420 27. Oktober 2012

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