Top Definition
white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg
Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.
von Mike Cunt 10. April 2003
Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.
Sperm fertilizes an egg.
Semen is manly cum.
von Tragicalrocker 14. November 2003
a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber
Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!
von Anonymous 29. April 2003
Baby maker!
im ur baby! dont eat me!
von kid 22. März 2004
Street slang for penis pudding.
Sperm came out of my penis.
von Joey Orgler 3 7. Februar 2008
Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.
Why swallow the fun away?
von Raspberry (lust) muffin 16. November 2004
Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.

Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.

And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.
von J Daddy Swerve 17. November 2013

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