America's state-sponsored religion.
On Sunday we pray sports.
von thenewnumber904 23. März 2006
the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."
von Nick D 29. April 2003
To show off by wearing.
Ay, check out Cecilia SPORTIN' that thong! Daiyam!
von Joshiro007 19. Februar 2003
Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.
Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha
von LD 15. Dezember 2004
A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.
Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.
von paul mccabe 25. Mai 2005
home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.
Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.
von DeathBunny 1. November 2004
A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.
"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."
von Miss Lonelyhearts 25. Oktober 2004

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