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1.
n. the swagger of a douche
Wow. Look at him and his swouche.

He's so cute, but he's got such a bad swouche that I just can't date him.
von rybran 6. November 2009
 
2.
To take a wisk of generally strong Russian vodka, or sometimes Listerine, and forcibly hose it into the depths of the vaginal abyss of a female, hence rendering your mouth a makeshift douchebag, or in this case a swouchebag.
Emily Cronin's vaginal chasm had once again filled itself with moderately sized fungal colonies, and I offered to swouche it for her and rid it of its live cultures.
 
3.
a sound made when douching the vagina.
last night when my girlfriend was cleaning her box and i heard the loudest swouche ever.
von wam 19. November 2004