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1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
#call of duty #sex #position #best #tactic
von ablahblah 10. Januar 2010
when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.
After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.
#sleep #penetrate #surpise #cod4 #jeremiah #sex #tactically #inserted #insert #tact
von PrivatePyle420 23. Januar 2010
When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
#tactical insertion #tactical #insertion #tacktical insertion #tacticall insertion #elevator farts
von Kandy Kane Lane 18. April 2010
When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
#anal #sex #female #penis #vagina
von vantheman 23. November 2009
Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
#tactal insertion #camo fuck #camo #rambo fuck #rambo
von TallyNasty 25. August 2010
The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.
Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.
#juice #milk #dick #cock #insertion
von Thisngadoog 28. August 2011
The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
Time to lay down the tactical insertion.
#sex #upper #getting it on #insershun #smart #going in
von plain goldfish 19. Januar 2011
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