A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
von harry flashman 15. Juli 2003
a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
von Joe 11. Februar 2003
cool, awesome, neat-o
"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"
von Triangle 11. April 2007
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)
Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim
von Luke 22. Mai 2006
turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins
C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.
von Michelle Miltner 30. April 2006
to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.
He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.
von ste-fan-iii 3. Februar 2006
racial term for white people. givin because the bottom of turtle feet are white.
Shut the hell up u dirty ass turtle bitch!
von BMXisLIFE2239 5. Mai 2007

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