a sensitive spot between female thighs
pussy
opening for a man to stick his dick inside until he is satisfied
Dude, she has one hot vagina!
von AIDS MAN 24. Mai 2006
Sexual organ of a married woman often wrongfully referred as "pussy"
I haven't had pussy in seven years! I've had vagina. I hate vagina! I came out of a vagina; and as soon as I got out, I said: "man, I have to get me some pussy!" (...) married women don't have pussies; married women have vaginas. –
Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage
von Alfredo1982 11. September 2006
a bottomless whole often 3 to 12 inches in diameter and can wield a sword if it is taught properly at a young age, and can also breathe fire if the "Sumerian gods" allow the giant locusts to grant such permission;

similar to a warlock and the grand canyon
That vagina is scary, it can wield a sword and breathe fire.
von jared13ab 21. April 2008
used in a sarcastic response to a whiner.
whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really lame project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the fridge. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my cell. that's how my day's been!

response: really? well my vagina hurts too!
von fab4fan67 28. Dezember 2007
Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh)

A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.
Me and Jimbo went'a Vagina huntin' the other day...
von You'betcha 24. Oktober 2006
what you are allowed to symbolically brand men who do girly things
Steve: Well I was hoping to get a small Toyota Camry, basically stock for the gas mileage.
John: STFU you get 2 vaginas for that
von Bob Saccameno 1. April 2007
the thing between my legs. a bird which can flap it's wings and fly away at any time.
1. gimme a kiss on the lips.
3. the vagina felt so empty.
2. addam was feeling bored, until eve came along and he poked fun at her.
3. stick it.

"she was shopping for cucombers the other day."
von igotscrewed 5. Juni 2006

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