1) Sweet sweet Cheeba.
2) The best plant on God's green Earth.
3)The drug all other drugs want to be.
4) The inspiration for such great entertainment as Half Baked, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cypress Hill's music, Rastafarianism, Cheech and Chong, and the Gettysburgh Address.
Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.
Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.
Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.
It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.
It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)
It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.
A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.
It's a step in the right direction, folks!
~ Snoop Dogg
chron or chronic
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
jamaican red hair
skunk and super skunk
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.