The only race that changes colors.
PersonA: You look a little red there child.
PersonB: Damn white people always changing colors when they're sick or hot.
von Rofl Copter 20. Februar 2007
people that are white.
Man, what are those white people into now?!
von julio 12. Januar 2003
People who are actually varying degrees of pink.
Look at those white people coming back from the beach; they look like lobsters, not crackers.
von TeeGeeRoo 23. August 2010
A person whose skin possesses small amounts of melanin, which makes for a pale complexion.
When is this going to stop being an issue, anyway?
von Charon 21. Mai 2003
We are not all bad people. As a white person I am completely against ALL types of discrimination, whether it be based on ethnicity, sex, religious beliefs, sexual orientation, etc. I was not responsible for african american slavery due to the fact that at the time my ancestors were in Italy and Ireland, and even if I was, I would be ashamed of my ancestors and it wouldn't be my fault. That's like blaming the Holocaust on Germans who weren't even alive during that time period. (which i'm sure happens but is completely wrong) People need to realize that by calling us discriminatory assholes, that they are guilty of stereotyping as much as some white people. We are ALL people. Something that we were randomly given, such as skin color, does not define our character. Only our hearts can.
White Person: Hi
Person of different ethnicity that believes all white people are bad: STUPID BIGOTED DISCRIMINATORY ASSHOLLE!!!
Person of any ethnicity who doesn't believe stereotypes: Give her a break. All she said was hi. Don't you realize by calling her a bigot solely on the fact that she's white is what you were upset about?
von Iloveallpeople 23. April 2013
A white person. Caucasian.

The "Building block" race. I'm no racial elitist, but look at it:
Each race has it's own natural talents, lets look at it in stat bonuses...

Black: +STR +CON

Far-East Asian: +DEX +INT

West Indian: +STR +DEX

East Indian: +WIS +INT

Mexican: +DEX +LUK

White: Nothing.

White people have no strong points, therefore mould themselves after other races in order to get those strengths. However, it is not perfect, say by default other races start with +2, when a White person emulates that, they get a +1 instead, being less effective then a true native.

This explains the "Wigger effect" also known as the "Weeaboo effect" as wigger or weeaboo being the two most popular paths chosen by the "Cracker".

Often, because of this natural disposition to emulate something else, the "Honky" will end up taunted by it's peers.

There is a safe way to be free of this effect, but it requires severe indifference, or a strong sense of self, commonly lacked, most likely because of today's culture.

Also, be aware that only caucasians can call each other "Honky" or "Cracker" and it is offensive for another race to say it. Please, refrain from doing so, we are a skill depraived race as is.
The common Cracker, or white person, is similar to the Human class in the D&D Role Playing game.
von Sumi66 17. April 2010
A human being whose dermis relatively lacks eumelanin and is relatively abundant in pheomelanin. With respect to much ambiguity between ideal and unreal ethnic polarities, such as the more olive skin of Mediterannean and Middle-Eastern in comparison to Norweigians and Irish, or the ambiguity in mixed ethnicities such as the Portuguese-African genetic descendents of Cape Verde or Spanish-English Welsh of southern England, the criterion for a person being considered white may be best considered as simply the ratio of light-coloured pheomelanin to dark-coloured eumelanin.
It's REAL cold in New Brunswick, kid, so you best not be pheomelanin-recessive, my white person, or bring yo Vitamin D supplements, cuz. This tundra ish ain't Zanzibar.
von PredatorEditor 26. Oktober 2009

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