nealy your COOOOOOOL
wow shut up now you can be quiet
von chasers 17. November 2005
WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare

Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels

WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
von Sgt. Bilby 4. Juni 2015
Short for "wow, oh, wow". Often used to describe something that is slightly more than your average "wow".
Guy: Lol, I just bummed my dog.
Dude: Wow...
von haygavrob 31. Mai 2015
An exclamation of surprise, not a stupid video game (Like Wtf is World of Warcraft?). Originally used when people are excited or thinking unexpectedly. Now, it is often used as sarcasm or when a person is upset at another person.
"Dude, I've gotten better in World of Warcraft!"
"Wow, that's cool."

"That Warcraft game you play is so stupid!"
"Wow, you don't have to be so mean."

Cool person: "Wow, world of warcraft is so gay."

Random idiot: "Cliche."

Cool person: "No, fuck you. Cliche is becoming a cliche."

WoW Addict: "Wow, what a dick."

Cool person: "Wow, fuck you too."

Loser All-The-Way: "Hey! I play WoW too!"

Cool person: "Jesus, What the fuck?"
von Lol Dicktionary 12. Mai 2015
Something Owen Wilson says way too much.
"Wow." -Owen Wilson
A term used by a woman meaning which can have different meanings like "oh my gawd! I can't believe someone could be so stupid!", "how could somebody be so oblivious?! Pay attention! " or "how could somebody be such a careless ass hole."
1. Friend 1: "That chick has slept with 20 different people this week and asked how she got an STD!"
Friend 2: "WOW!"
2. Girl: "Seriously? She has liked you for over a year and you're just now figuring it out?! Not only have people been talking about forever she's can't keep from acting like a spaz when you are around!"
Guy: "No I didn't know"
Girl: "WOW!"

3: Friend 1: "He cheated on me three times and when I found out said I was the most useless thing on earth and then left"
Friend 2: "WOW! "
von jp0217<3 6. August 2014

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